Who would have thought that the government would be able to create an EMF device that inflicts the exact same symptoms as being infected with CV19.
Clever bastards, those beehive types eh?
Tinfoil hats will save the day though -- but men should also remember to shroud their gentalia with tinfoil to avoid sterility!
And then, of course, we have the problems of the nanites in the blood of the vaccinated. Every night they'll be getting updated by the 5G so those people are effectively spying on the rest of the protesters, even if they are personally unaware of it.
What wicked plans are afoot here!
